Afcabfod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying weasel.

Afcabfod created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afcabfod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Afcabfod, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Afcabfod's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Afcabfod's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never think ill of sick dogs.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Afcabfod on top of all buildings.