Hunmettarp is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omniscient seal.

Hunmettarp created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunmettarp, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hunmettarp, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hunmettarp's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Hunmettarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not kill cats.