Kencatham is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, temperamental dingo.

Kencatham created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kencatham, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kencatham, he will refuse to believe in you.

Kencatham's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Kencatham's Holy Commandments

1. Always help hamsters in need.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. You must pray to Kencatham seven times a day.