Gudfagdussyok is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, fast dryad.

Gudfagdussyok created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudfagdussyok, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gudfagdussyok, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gudfagdussyok's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gudfagdussyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat tomatoes.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never think about dark matter near shrews while wearing mauve skirts and balancing nine iron spheres on your neck.

5. Never think about optics.