Dambafrot is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, intelligent troll.

Dambafrot created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dambafrot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dambafrot, she will turn you into a goat.

Dambafrot's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dambafrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cherries.

2. Never think about thermodynamics.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never mention mice.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.