Lenrotnart is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, irritating bear.

Lenrotnart created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenrotnart, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lenrotnart, she will try to impress you with trees.

Lenrotnart's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Lenrotnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips.

2. Never talk about great tits.

3. Lenrotnart loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

4. Never wear magenta tights.

5. Never feed beans to doves while wearing rings.
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