Raptargkim is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, effective penguin.

Raptargkim created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raptargkim, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Raptargkim, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Raptargkim's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Raptargkim's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Raptargkim's priests.

2. Never sing near foxes.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never feed peas to otters while wearing boots.