Raptargkim is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, effective
penguin.
Raptargkim created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Raptargkim, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Raptargkim, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Raptargkim's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Raptargkim's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Raptargkim's priests.
2. Never sing near foxes.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Never feed peas to otters while wearing boots.