Rullgemyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, almighty gerbil.

Rullgemyarl created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Rullgemyarl, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rullgemyarl, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rullgemyarl's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Rullgemyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Rullgemyarl on top of all buildings.

5. Do not stand on grass.