Pibdissapp is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, contented rhinoceros.

Pibdissapp created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibdissapp, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pibdissapp, he will turn you into a slug.

Pibdissapp's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Pibdissapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Pibdissapp must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not keep nine sharks in a large pit.