Flignakxin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient bat.

Flignakxin created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flignakxin, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flignakxin, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Flignakxin's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Flignakxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of frogs.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never sing near squirrels.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Flignakxin in the centre of the settlement.