Lakhamhad is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, contented
dingo.
Lakhamhad created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lakhamhad, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Lakhamhad, he will turn you into a dog.
Lakhamhad's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Lakhamhad's Holy Commandments1. Never mention seals.
2. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.
4. Lakhamhad loves manatees, so they must be respected.
5. Learn three new languages a year.