Monpidgud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy dog.

Monpidgud created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Monpidgud, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Monpidgud, he will not care.

Monpidgud's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Monpidgud's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tortoises.

2. Hide from turquoise swans for they are unholy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Monpidgud in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always help moths.