Hinhatjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, blissful hamster.

Hinhatjarn created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinhatjarn, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hinhatjarn, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hinhatjarn's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Hinhatjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Always help sick frogs.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always help ducks in need.