Yogparkbaf is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast
shrew.
Yogparkbaf created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yogparkbaf, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Yogparkbaf, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Yogparkbaf's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.
Yogparkbaf's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about nematodes.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.
4. Pray towards the west.
5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.