Ort is a god.

It takes the form of a small, duplicitous mouse.

Ort created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ort, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ort, it will turn you into a snail.

Ort's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Ort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Ort on top of all buildings.

3. Never hurt snails.

4. Always obey Ort's priests.

5. Learn five new languages a year.