Wodleggum Pomjadtitarttar is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, annoying snail.

Wodleggum Pomjadtitarttar created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Wodleggum Pomjadtitarttar, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wodleggum Pomjadtitarttar, he will refuse to believe in you.

Wodleggum Pomjadtitarttar's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Wodleggum Pomjadtitarttar's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

4. Do not hurt mice.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wodleggum Pomjadtitarttar.