Ditflighashingessrotpanflat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered lizard.

Ditflighashingessrotpanflat created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ditflighashingessrotpanflat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ditflighashingessrotpanflat, he will turn you into a frog.

Ditflighashingessrotpanflat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Ditflighashingessrotpanflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to dolphins while wearing violet dresses.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ditflighashingessrotpanflat.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.