Vanflabarf is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, happy
naga.
Vanflabarf created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.
If you believe in
Vanflabarf, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Vanflabarf, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Vanflabarf's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Vanflabarf's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.
2. Do not take Vanflabarf's name in vain.
3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Never chant in holy places.