Gabbodpom is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, happy seal.

Gabbodpom created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabbodpom, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gabbodpom, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gabbodpom's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gabbodpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.