Sisdobdittetti is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking mongoose.

Sisdobdittetti created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisdobdittetti, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sisdobdittetti, she will laugh at you.

Sisdobdittetti's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sisdobdittetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of grapes to snakes while wearing pink shorts.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about special relativity near bats while wearing orange tights and balancing five titanium spheres on your chest.

5. Always look after injured birds.
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