Xennulgebgodlim is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, vain mongoose.

Xennulgebgodlim created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Xennulgebgodlim, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xennulgebgodlim, she will turn you into a duck.

Xennulgebgodlim's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Xennulgebgodlim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never feed cherries to turtles while wearing mauve skirts.

5. You must pray to Xennulgebgodlim five times a day.