Nurttagfobfad is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous whale.

Nurttagfobfad created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nurttagfobfad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nurttagfobfad, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nurttagfobfad's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nurttagfobfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tapirs.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.