Hapmigbap is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, smart clam.

Hapmigbap created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Hapmigbap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hapmigbap, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hapmigbap's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hapmigbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never paint your feet mauve.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hapmigbap.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always help sick geese.