Gadcarget is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, competent fairy.

Gadcarget created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Gadcarget, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gadcarget, she will have a low opinion of you.

Gadcarget's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Gadcarget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Do not eat wheat.

3. Never bounce in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Never wear black stockings.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.