Siddobveen Dusswanwon is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unselfish jackal.

Siddobveen Dusswanwon created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Siddobveen Dusswanwon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Siddobveen Dusswanwon, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Siddobveen Dusswanwon's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Siddobveen Dusswanwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always look after injured sharks.

5. Never think about galaxies.