Yamrullbif is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, duplicitous elephant.

Yamrullbif created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamrullbif, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yamrullbif, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yamrullbif's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Yamrullbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yamrullbif.

5. Never skip near bats.