Ingmigaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing gorilla.

Ingmigaf created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingmigaf, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ingmigaf, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ingmigaf's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Ingmigaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Retreat if seven hamsters approach from the south.