Matdodbell is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, capable fish.

Matdodbell created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Matdodbell, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Matdodbell, he will turn you into a frog.

Matdodbell's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Matdodbell's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven tapirs approach from the east.

2. Run away if five voles approach from the north.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Never eat green fruit.