Targbogjip Zagdudnad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane dove.

Targbogjip Zagdudnad created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Targbogjip Zagdudnad, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Targbogjip Zagdudnad, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Targbogjip Zagdudnad's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Targbogjip Zagdudnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Voles are not to be trusted.

3. Feed all hungry moths.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Always treat mice with great respect.