Targbogjip Zagdudnad is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane
dove.
Targbogjip Zagdudnad created Africa three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Targbogjip Zagdudnad, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Targbogjip Zagdudnad, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Targbogjip Zagdudnad's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Targbogjip Zagdudnad's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Voles are not to be trusted.
3. Feed all hungry moths.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.
5. Always treat mice with great respect.