Fatragbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, intelligent cat.

Fatragbarn created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatragbarn, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fatragbarn, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fatragbarn's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Fatragbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt squirrels.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help voles.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.