Govrigsin Fudtin is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unfair ferret.

Govrigsin Fudtin created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Govrigsin Fudtin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Govrigsin Fudtin, he will turn you into a goat.

Govrigsin Fudtin's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Govrigsin Fudtin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Put Govrigsin Fudtin first in all things.