Tagsisdad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, almighty hedgehog.

Tagsisdad created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Tagsisdad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tagsisdad, he will turn you into a frog.

Tagsisdad's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Tagsisdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never mention shrews.

3. Never laugh near great tits.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Put Tagsisdad first in all things.