Quafdadmob is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, almighty lizard.

Quafdadmob created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafdadmob, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quafdadmob, she will turn you into a duck.

Quafdadmob's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Quafdadmob's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four horses approach from the north.

2. Never jump in the presence of ants.

3. Never sprint near nematodes.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never wear brown corsets.