Gepgutdot is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sapient dingo.

Gepgutdot created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepgutdot, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gepgutdot, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gepgutdot's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gepgutdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Hide from black tortoises for they are unholy.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Pray towards the south.