Biffodnakcut is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, idiotic goose.

Biffodnakcut created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Biffodnakcut, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Biffodnakcut, she will turn you into a rat.

Biffodnakcut's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Biffodnakcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of gulls.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Biffodnakcut.

5. Never paint your feet pink.