Bissrotflisvedripbadfig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing fairy.

Bissrotflisvedripbadfig created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissrotflisvedripbadfig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bissrotflisvedripbadfig, he will refuse to believe in you.

Bissrotflisvedripbadfig's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bissrotflisvedripbadfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill gulls.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. Always wear red.

4. Never talk about spacetime near seals while wearing blue boots and balancing eight platinum spheres on your back.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.