Stanbudstig is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful dolphin.

Stanbudstig created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stanbudstig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stanbudstig, he will manifest in front of you.

Stanbudstig's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Stanbudstig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must pray to Stanbudstig seven times a day.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

4. Always help horses.

5. Never think about ribonucleic acid.