Dabfarnnulgupjinstaf is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful salamander.

Dabfarnnulgupjinstaf created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabfarnnulgupjinstaf, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dabfarnnulgupjinstaf, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dabfarnnulgupjinstaf's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Dabfarnnulgupjinstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tortoises.

2. Never eat limes.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Never look at galaxies.