Jenparkdad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, overgenerous naga.

Jenparkdad created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Jenparkdad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jenparkdad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Jenparkdad's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Jenparkdad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. Never paint your chest magenta.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near rats while wearing fawn skirts.