Metdongil is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, egotistical guinea pig.

Metdongil created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Metdongil, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Metdongil, she will manifest in front of you.

Metdongil's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Metdongil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always wear green.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never feed lots of wheat to tortoises while wearing black stockings.