Zanmadzen is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, emotional lion.

Zanmadzen created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zanmadzen, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zanmadzen, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Zanmadzen's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Zanmadzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Never talk about dolphins.

3. Never talk about dark matter near badgers while wearing mauve kilts and balancing four tin spheres on your face.

4. Do not hurt snails.

5. Always wear white.