Abfadmis is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud rhinoceros.

Abfadmis created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Abfadmis, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Abfadmis, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Abfadmis' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Abfadmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet fawn.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never think ill of sick birds.

5. Run away if four moths approach from the south.