Boggepbig is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, strong dove.

Boggepbig created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Boggepbig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Boggepbig, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Boggepbig's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Boggepbig's Holy Commandments

1. Boggepbig loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.