Disshot is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish clam.

Disshot created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Disshot, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Disshot, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Disshot's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Disshot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Feed all hungry whales.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must love Disshot.

5. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Disshot in the centre of the settlement.