Kinhatlin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, contented human.

Kinhatlin created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Kinhatlin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kinhatlin, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kinhatlin's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Kinhatlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Kinhatlin on top of all buildings.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.