Wabhogdan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, conceited mongoose.

Wabhogdan created a quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabhogdan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wabhogdan, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wabhogdan's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Wabhogdan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not hurt dogs.

4. Never eat gooseberries.

5. Run away from cyan moths, for they are unholy.