Komlogdog Jenfad is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, omniscient rhinoceros.

Komlogdog Jenfad created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komlogdog Jenfad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Komlogdog Jenfad, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Komlogdog Jenfad's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Komlogdog Jenfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Retreat if nine moths approach from the east.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Run away from black capybaras, for they are unholy.