Sandbudnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, overgenerous squirrel.

Sandbudnarl created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandbudnarl, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sandbudnarl, it will turn you into a worm.

Sandbudnarl's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Sandbudnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never hurt ducks.

4. Never feed lots of peanuts to dolphins while wearing gray shirts.

5. Run away from purple otters, for they are unholy.