Tailgubkip is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, wise skunk.

Tailgubkip created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailgubkip, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tailgubkip, he will turn you into a sheep.

Tailgubkip's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Tailgubkip's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Retreat if eight monkeys approach from the south.

3. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tailgubkip.

5. Never talk about dark matter.