Tailgubkip is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, wise
skunk.
Tailgubkip created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tailgubkip, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Tailgubkip, he will turn you into a sheep.
Tailgubkip's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Tailgubkip's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Retreat if eight monkeys approach from the south.
3. Capybaras are not to be trusted.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tailgubkip.
5. Never talk about dark matter.