Fudteengud is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, calm raccoon.

Fudteengud created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudteengud, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fudteengud, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Fudteengud's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fudteengud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not speak about oranges.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Fudteengud in the centre of the settlement.

5. Put Fudteengud first in all things.